Posted 51 minutes ago

mistyslay:

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

why the fuck wouldn’t gunshots echo literally it’s still soundwaves bouncing off of objects

Posted 14 hours ago

seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

Posted 15 hours ago

that was so scary there when i got into the car there was a giant spider web in the doorway and there was a tiny spider next to it so i thought ‘oh that must be its web’ but then once i started driving i saw another spider out of the corner of my eye but it looked huge and i was so scared i was like petrified but i had to just stare straight ahead at the road and not think about it and repress it but if it landed on me idk what i would have done like i probably would have crashed over a spider tbh

Posted 17 hours ago

sigurrossgeller:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

brome brome

Posted 17 hours ago

she ate a strawberry so her marriage is over

Posted 19 hours ago

i made a new friend on the plane

niggaimdeadass:

dis us

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this us actin crazy

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smooches to u hataz

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ewwww y’all ugly

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dis us sleep

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of course we cute

we black

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Posted 1 day ago

czechoslogothia:

thingswewontremember:

tokomon:

it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.

i miss these shows more then ill miss my wife when she dies 

"if that would have hit her in her brain, she could’ve died!"

(Source: chemicallycontent)

Posted 1 day ago

czechoslogothia:

thingswewontremember:

tokomon:

it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.

i miss these shows more then ill miss my wife when she dies 

"if that would have hit her in her brain, she could’ve died!"

(Source: chemicallycontent)

Posted 1 day ago

virginitity:

a true hero

(Source: rumour)

Posted 1 day ago

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much